When noses run a stiff-arms race
When teapots pop up in their place
When faxes feed your baby's face
You know you're where you are
When Babe Ruth goes the Milky Way
When Ursa majors at Green Bay
When Bono rides a twinkle ray
You know you're seeing stars
When camels paint their pepper toes
When Santa loses all his hoes
When José runs his favorite hose
You know you've gone too far














Comments
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And then I'm like, José wears pantyhose, what does he know?
I think I might just have to steal this quote from you sometimes. ;D
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I keep reading this and laughing
And how is my Brit friend these days?
x x x x
I'm happy because I just got back from Guatemala where I scaled a volcano, singed my sneakers, and slide down a 200+ foot ash mountain side...!
Oh, I seem to have lost some x's...:[
haha jk jk
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